Pizza Girl part two
Price: 8.00
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Revenge is a dish best served brass monkeys, unlike pizza. So, the next time I see Eric, I use my Pizzagirl power to step on the pedals and catch up with him. I silently approach from behind, and blast him with my compressed air powered horn, sounding at 130 decibels just like a 56 ton 18 wheel truck mere inches behind him. He was suitably startled, swerved, wobbled, wobbled some more and went down, making a very satisfactory scrunching sound as he hit the deck. "Good morning, Eric," I called out merrily as I sailed past. Karma soon caught up with me - it started raining. Cats and dogs. So I reacted the way I always do - I got wet. But the pizza was safely tucked away in my insulated pannier, and I was able to deliver it, still hot. I stood there looking like a drowned kitten while the customer fetched some bread, which wetness I believe contributed to the handsome tip he gave me. Another contribution might have been the way that my wet shirt clung to my thrupenny bits. I'll take whatever I can get, except getting stiffed.
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Pizza Girl part two
Price: 5.00
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Revenge is a dish best served brass monkeys, unlike pizza. So, the next time I see Eric, I use my Pizzagirl power to step on the pedals and catch up with him. I silently approach from behind, and blast him with my compressed air powered horn, sounding at 130 decibels just like a 56 ton 18 wheel truck mere inches behind him. He was suitably startled, swerved, wobbled, wobbled some more and went down, making a very satisfactory scrunching sound as he hit the deck. "Good morning, Eric," I called out merrily as I sailed past. Karma soon caught up with me - it started raining. Cats and dogs. So I reacted the way I always do - I got wet. But the pizza was safely tucked away in my insulated pannier, and I was able to deliver it, still hot. I stood there looking like a drowned kitten while the customer fetched some bread, which wetness I believe contributed to the handsome tip he gave me. Another contribution might have been the way that my wet shirt clung to my thrupenny bits. I'll take whatever I can get, except getting stiffed.
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A Memoir Of The New Paradigm (Chapter 6)
Price: 2.00
(Story: Sunblind)
Our story continues many years after the previous Chapter, A.J. miraculously being saved from the savage beating given to him by Janey's sister Nancy (which causes a massive rift between the protective amazon and her family to this day)! Janey now in her mid-50s, though like all women in this new world looks half her age, stunningly gorgeous, with breasts and brains to die for! Her experience in lovingly treating her darling husband through the years leads to her writing a best-selling book on how to love your man, inspiring the world, especially the Swedish Royal Family, who invite them to visit. These stunning regal females treat A.J. with the utmost respect and gentility, and invite Janey to participate in a private all-girl wrestling tournament, where the tall, nordic beauties test their power and skill against her (all for fun), to see which gets to claim their prize!
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